YA'LL!!! I am SOOOO upset! No, it's not because Asshole Mike tried to knock MK (my Beta) off my desk this morning with his hockey stick...it's because the Lady Gaga/Kanye West Fame Kills tour was CANCELED! I was so ready to drop some serious cash on these tickets so I could see Gaga up close. I think we are all a little bit curious about what she may or may not be hiding in her...well, not pants...her bodysuits? Anyways, I don't want to offend anyone's vagina.; I don't care what she has between her legs. I HEART her anyways! I am keeping my fingers crossed that she will tour without that douche (although I wouldn't have minded seeing him because we all have to admit that he does make really great music).I'm going to drown my sorrows in green tea now.
Until next time...
xo
LPB
*Update*
SO, soon after I posted about the Fame Kills tour cancellation, Gaga said that she would be touring alone, which is really how it should have been to begin with. I mean, Lady Gaga and Kanye? How did they come up with that? It seems like that idea was birthed during a night of heavy drinking. You know, the ones where you make plans that, at the time, seem like the best idea ever but then in the morning you think "Shit. What have I gotten myself into?" I'm sure that is exactly what Gaga was thinking after she and Kanye spent the night drinking Hennessey. I am THRILLED she was lucky enough to weasel her way out of it due to "creative differences." I, on the otherhand, have found myself not so lucky in similar situations...Ok, so what have we all learned? Don't make plans to tour with the biggest jackass in music while intoxicated? Right.
Michelle - you are adorable.
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